The VelociPastor

Sep 28, 2018

1h 15m

★ 5.2

A man of the claw

Overview

After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to fight crime. And ninjas.

Genres

Action

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

WildEye Releasing

Hollow Tree Productions

The VelociPastor Trailers

Cast

Doug Jones / The VelociPastor

Gregory James Cohan

Carol

Alyssa Kempinski

Chinese Villager

Claire Hsu

Altair

Aurelio Voltaire

Father Stewart

Daniel Steere

Frankie Mermaid

Fernando Pacheco de Castro

Wei Chang

Yang Jiechang

Hobo

Nicholas M. Garofolo

Dinosaur Suit Performer

Zachary Steere

Sam the White Ninja

Jesse Turits

Ali

David Sokol

Surgeon

Douglas Saint James

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