Scary Tales: The Return of Mr. Longfellow

Mar 1, 2003

1h 28m

★ 0.0

Overview

After the events in the first Scary Tales movie, Mr Longfellow (Joel D. Wynkoop) has moved on from his bogus job placement agency to a new venture, to allow him to tell his fantastical tales. Welcome to "Mr. Longfellow's Used Car Lot."

Genres

Horror

Production Companies

Twisted Illusions

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Cast

Mr. Longfellow

Joel D. Wynkoop

Officer Cordell

Robert Z'Dar

Sarah

Felissa Rose

Desk Clerk

Joe Estevez

Dennis Frye

Bill Cassinelli

Frank Draven

Jesse Furman

Jessica

Tatiana Javorsky

Josh

Benjamin Kanes

Ray Goodwin / Don Leifert

Jason Daly

Arthur 'Artie' McMillan

Richard Cecere

Wesley King

George Randol

Police Dispatcher

Michael Hoffman Jr.

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