Promises! Promises!

Aug 1, 1963

1h 15m

★ 4.7

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Overview

After a drunken spree on a cruise ship, two women discover that they're pregnant, and set out to find who the fathers are.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Noonan-Taylor Production

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Cast

Sandy Brooks

Jayne Mansfield

Claire Banner

Marie McDonald

Jeff Brooks

Tommy Noonan

King Banner

Mickey Hargitay

Ship's Doctor

Fritz Feld

Girl in Doctor's Office

Eileen Barton

Steward

Claude Stroud

Bartender

Eddie Quillan

Mrs. Snavely

Marjorie Bennett

Mrs. Snavely's Gigolo

Victor Lundin

Babbette

T.C. Jones

Woman Under Hair Dryer (uncredited)

Imogene Coca

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