Offsides

Sep 22, 1991

1h 35m

★ 5.0

Overview

Comedy as six pensioners in residence take on the sponsorship of the FOOTBALL team in the neighbouring orphanage with unexpected consequences.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Lotus Films

TVE

Offsides Trailers

No Trailers found.

Cast

Don Aníbal

Fernando Fernán Gómez

Don Anselmo del Castillo

José Luis López Vázquez

Sor María

María Asquerino

Don Alfonso

Luis Escobar

Antonio Mancilla - Abogado defensor

Gabino Diego

Don José

Tomás Zori

Don Juan

Alfonso del Real

Don Luis

Manuel Alexandre

Susana

Eulalia Ramón

Fiscal

Tina Sainz

Miguel Ángel García

Jess Bhamra, the daughter of a strict Indian couple in London, is not permitted to play organized soccer, even though she is 18. When Jess is playing for fun one day, her impressive skills are seen by Jules Paxton, who then convinces Jess to play for her semi-pro team. Jess uses elaborate excuses to hide her matches from her family while also dealing with her romantic feelings for her coach, Joe.

0.0

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College student Yuichi Tanuma is fired up for Nationals where his university Kyonan will face off against their rivals, Seihoku. Yuichi has his sights set on winning football gold, but his father, who wants him to take over his sukiyaki restaurant, isn't too keen on this. Set in Kyoto, Hong Kong, and Macau, we follow Yuichi as he falls in love and chases after his dreams.

7.6

The Little World of Don Camillo

Mar 28, 1952

In a village of the Po valley where the earth is hard and life miserly, the priest and the communist mayor are always fighting to be the head of the community. If in secret, they admired and liked each other, politics still divided them as it is dividing the country. And when the mayor wants his "People's House"; the priest wants his "Garden City" for the poor. Division exist between the richest and the poorest, the pious and the atheists and even between lovers. But if the people are hard as the country, they are good in the bottom of there heart.

5.8

The Pink Panther

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When the coach of the France soccer team is killed by a poisoned dart in the stadium in the end of a game, and his expensive and huge ring with the diamond Pink Panther disappears, the ambitious Chief Inspector Dreyfus assigns the worst police inspector Jacques Clouseau to the case.

7.3

Silentium

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A man who accused a catholic bishop of abusing him when he was a child dies in the Austrian city Salzburg. Everyone except his widow and the eccentrical detective Simon Brenner keeps silent and believes that the man killed himself.

4.0

Christmas Is Here Again

Oct 20, 2007

When the evil Krad steals Santa's toy bag, he crushes the holiday spirit- and over time, the world's children forget all about Christmas. Now, a wide-eyed orphan and her band of friends will embark on the polar adventure of a lifetime, as they try to stop Krad from destroying Christmas once and for all!

5.3

FC Venus

Dec 30, 2005

Pete is a football enthusiast, who plays as a goalkeeper for FC HeMan, a team playing in the lowest possible league. His girlfriend, Anna, hates the whole sport. Pete and his teammates are planning to travel to watch the Football World Cup held in Germany. Anna is not excited about Pete's plan to leave her alone for the summer. Therefore Anna decides to present a challenge to Pete: She will form a team from the wives and girlfriends of the FC HeMan players, and then the women's team (FC Venus) would play against FC HeMan. If the women's team wins, the men will have to give up football, and if the men's team wins, the women will never complain about their hobby.

4.8

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A Shaolin-trainer young woman returns to Japan to resuscitate her grandfather's defunct martial arts school.

5.9

Keluar Main 1994

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6.4

Plein la vue

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Two repeat offenders sentenced to community work in a learning center for the visually impaired decide to build and coach a blind football team.

7.0

A.R.O.G

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Commander Logar fools Arif and sends him 1.000.000 years back in the time. He must civilize people from past to reach today.

5.5

The Big Green

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6.7

The Little Princess

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A little girl goes in search of her father who is reported missing by the military during the Second Boer War.

6.0

Twins

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Julius and Vincent Benedict are the results of an experiment that would allow for the perfect child. Julius was planned and grows to athletic proportions. Vincent is an accident and is somewhat smaller in stature. Vincent is placed in an orphanage while Julius is taken to a south seas island and raised by philosophers. Vincent becomes the ultimate low life and is about to be killed by loan sharks.

6.4

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The school year is over and for a diverse group of carefree kids, soccer is king! These kids believe that they are the local gold team and there is nothing they like more than improving their game. "If you want to be cool, you should be wild." However, the relentless rain turns their field into a swamp, so they have to take an unexpected break. And when the sun finally comes, a gang of older, bigger and dumber boys has just taken over the field. They won't give it back unless they lose a match against the kids.

7.1

Hothead

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5.6

Holy Goalie

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5.2

Home Sweet Home

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6.9

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A sister and brother face the realities of familial responsibility as they begin to care for their ailing father.

5.8

The Wild Soccer Bunch 2

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An unsupervised junior soccer team loses its ace player to the leader of a rival gang. Since only an entire team can win, they must have her back to be able to win the game against the national team. The existence of The Wild Soccer Bunch is at stake ...