Offsides

Sep 22, 1991

1h 35m

★ 5.0

Overview

Comedy as six pensioners in residence take on the sponsorship of the FOOTBALL team in the neighbouring orphanage with unexpected consequences.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Lotus Films

TVE

Offsides Trailers

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Cast

Don Aníbal

Fernando Fernán Gómez

Don Anselmo del Castillo

José Luis López Vázquez

Sor María

María Asquerino

Don Alfonso

Luis Escobar

Antonio Mancilla - Abogado defensor

Gabino Diego

Don José

Tomás Zori

Don Juan

Alfonso del Real

Don Luis

Manuel Alexandre

Susana

Eulalia Ramón

Fiscal

Tina Sainz

Miguel Ángel García

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