How Not to Work & Claim Benefits... (and Other Useful Information for Wasters)

Nov 30, 2016

1h 35m

★ 3.5

Overview

Mike and Dave, two Northern British idiots sponging off the state, find themselves drunk with a case load of cash and the vague memory of a dodgy job offer. But when the sinister Mr. Martin comes to check his 'task' has been completed, Mike and Dave must learn to tell the truth or be lost in a lie forever.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

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Cast

Nike

Patrick McConnell

Ben

Rhys Atherton

Chocolate Cake Kid

George Batisashivili-Worth

Mr. Daniel Peter Martin

David Bowen

DC White

Tom Carter

Tom

Robert Danks

Ben's Mum

Victoria Gotham

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