Gay Jesus

Dec 24, 2015

0h 41m

★ 5.5

Jesus' homoerotic final days are relived on the silver screen, where lust, jealousy, and homophobia are revealed to be the real motives behind his execution!

Overview

Once upon a time in a cheap Jerusalem hotel room, Jesus and Judas are spending their time away from Nazareth between hot, sweaty, carnal love and preparing sermons for Jesus' growing fanbase. Enter Mary Magdalene, jealousy, Satan, and the Romans, and the once-perfect love affair between Judas and Jesus becomes a hellish ring of fire, leading Judas to betray his beloved Christ and the Romans to punish everyone for trying to turn everyone gay.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Horror

Romance

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Cast

Jesus Christ

Jarod Thayne

Judas

Sam Hays

Satan

Richard Chandler

Mary Magdalene

Nikki Hentz

Pontius Pilate

James Baglini

Fornicus

Calvin Braxton

Penicus

Chris Jordan

Demon Bitch 1

Aurora Grabill

Demon Bitch 2

Jordan Gillam

Hollywoodus Ballsus

Dave Sullivan

Roman Guard 1

John Ewing

Roman Guard 3

Jorge Rivas

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