Any Old Port!

Mar 5, 1932

0h 21m

★ 6.9

In port -- Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy were just home from a whaling voyage -- Oliver Hardy shipped as head harpooner; Stan Laurel went along as bait.

Overview

Stan and Ollie check into a seedy hotel and help a young girl escape the clutches of the landlord. They are forced to flee the hotel with no money and Ollie arranges for Stan to fight at a local boxing hall for $50. Stan's opponent turns out to be Musgy who uses a loaded glove. During the fight the glove is swapped and Stan triumphs only to find that Ollie has bet their fee that he would lose.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Hal Roach Studios

Any Old Port! Trailers

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Cast

Stan

Stan Laurel

Ollie

Oliver Hardy

Bride

Julie Bishop

Mugsie Long, proprietor of Ye Mariner's Rest

Walter Long

Police Chief

Eddie Baker

Boxing Promoter

Harry Bernard

Spectator

Ed Brandenburg

Justice of the Peace

Bobby Burns

Spectator

Baldwin Cooke

Mugsy's Second

Dick Gilbert

Stan's Second

Charlie Hall

Spectator

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