Small Town Killers

Jan 12, 2017

1h 30m

★ 5.6

Overview

The two tradesmen Ib and Edward are tired of their lifeless marriages and dream of living the good life from the stash of money they've earned moonlighting for years. After a huge fight with their wives the two men get drunk and hire a Russian contract killer to do a hit on their spouses. But they have badly underestimated their wives, and this becomes the start of an absurd journey where Ib and Edward to their own horror end at the top of a kill list.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

Drama

Production Companies

Miso Film

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Cast

Nicolas Bro

Edward

Ulrich Thomsen

Gritt

Mia Lyhne

Ingrid

Lene Maria Christensen

Heinz

Søren Malling

Terapeut

Birthe Neumann

Advokat

Ole Thestrup

Miss Nippleworthy

Gwen Taylor

Igor Ladpolny

Marcin Dorociński

Fru Hansen

Elsebeth Steentoft

Malte

Joel Spira

Bent

Jens Andersen

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