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The Watermelon

Sep 28, 2008

1h 32m

★ 4.3

A film about how really weird stuff can happen.

Overview

Newly divorced, Achilles Pumpkinseed lives alone in the house left to him by his deceased mother. Depressed and adrift, he spends his days smoking pot and watching television, usually alone but sometimes with his equally rootless friend Patroclus. One day an unexpected visitor named Homer shows up at Achilles' doorstep, bearing an unusual gift: an old dilapidated camping trailer painted like a child's image of a watermelon. Achilles' life will never be the same. Until it is. Sort of.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Production Companies

LightSong Films

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Cast

Achilles Pumpkinseed

Will Beinbrink

Persephone

Kiersten Morgan

The Ex-Wife / Antigone

Elyse Ashton

Artist

Julia Aks

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7.3

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4.7

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6.4

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5.9

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6.7

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7.0

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6.8

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5.2

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5.8

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5.5

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5.2

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6.2

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6.5

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The Watermelon

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