Alchemy

Apr 25, 2005

1h 26m

★ 5.0

love doesn't always compute

Overview

Can an university computer scientist (Cavanagh) make a woman fall in love with his interactive computer before she succumbs to a well-known professor?

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Black Sand Pictures

Alchemy Trailers

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Cast

Mal Downey

Tom Cavanagh

Samantha Rose

Sarah Chalke

Dr. Troy Rollins

James Barbour

Jerry (voice)

Michael Ian Black

Jane

Nadia Dajani

Illeana Douglas

Iris

Celeste Holm

Martin

Logan Marshall-Green

Dave

Wil Horneff

Barbara

Shannon McGinnis

Marissa

Anna Belknap

Senior Editor

Tovah Feldshuh

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