Blood Drips Heavily on Newsie Square

Jan 1, 1991

0h 27m

★ 8.2

Overview

Washed up actor Don Knotts shows up on the back lot of Universal Studios in Hollywood, California in hopes of landing a role in the new Disney movie, Newsies. Unfortunately director Kenny Ortega quickly dismisses Mr. Knotts and has him thrown off the lot. Mr. Knotts is quite upset by the turn of events, so decides to go on a killing spree, believing that if he can't have a role in the movie no one can. He knocks off one newsie after the next, each in a different and unique way.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

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Cast

Don Knotts

Mark David

Self

Marty Belafsky

Self

Max Casella

Self

Lucy Boryer

Self

Dee Caspary

Self

Bill Pullman

Self

Christian Bale

Self

Michael Lerner

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