Aretino's Blue Stories

Dec 26, 1972

1h 31m

★ 2.5

Overview

Madonna Violante goes to Rome to find the three Armida daughters, Lorenza and Vanna, who she has not seen for many years; but first she stops by her friend Antonia from whom he learned many unseemly things about them.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Cinematografica Vascello

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Cast

Pietro Aretino

Luciano De Ambrosis

Florinda

Joyce Geraldine Stewart

Violante

Fiorella Masselli

Antonia

Marisa Traversi

Lorenza

Karin Well

Cecco

Silvio Spaccesi

Il precettore

Giancarlo Badessi

Vanna

Franca Gonella

Hermit

Pier Maria Rossi

Armida

Giuliana Giuliani

Giambattista

Rossano Campitelli

Compare di Cecco

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