Confessions of a Teenage Jesus Jerk

May 10, 2017

1h 35m

★ 4.8

Overview

A young Jehovah's Witness believes the ultimate punishment will be inflicted upon him for typical teenage activity. His life is rather grim until infatuation with a friend's older sister opens his eyes.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Drama

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Cast

Gabe

Sasha Feldman

Peter

Nicholas Harsin

Kien

Kit DeZolt

Karen

Lauren Lakis

Allen

Paul Adelstein

Linn

Tara Summers

Brother Miller

Reed Diamond

Interviewee #1

James Karen

Flo

Shari Belafonte

Elder #1

Sam Behrens

Uncle Jeff

Rob Giles

Terry

Scott Atkinson

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