Sailor Beware

Feb 8, 1952

1h 48m

★ 6.2

They go down to the sea in ships… and come up with oceans of LAUGHTER!

Overview

Meeting in a navy recruiting line, Al Crowthers and Melvin Jones become friends. Al has tried to enlist before, but was always rejected. He keeps trying so that he can impress women. Melvin, is allergic to women's cosmetics and his doctor prescribed ocean travel, so he decided to join the navy.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Paramount Pictures

Wallis-Hazen Inc.

Sailor Beware Trailers

Cast

Al Crowthers

Dean Martin

Melvin Jones

Jerry Lewis

Corinne Calvet

Hilda Jones

Marion Marshall

CPO Lardoski

Robert Strauss

Commander Lane

Leif Erickson

Mr. Chubby

Don Wilson

Blayden

Vince Edwards

Mac

Skip Homeier

'Bama

Dan Barton

Tiger

Mike Mahoney

Ginger

Mary Treen

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