How Dark the Nights Are on the Black Sea

Mar 25, 1989

1h 55m

★ 3.8

Overview

In this farcical dark comedy/melodrama, Lena manages to lose her place at college by virtue of throwing a minor hissy-fit when she catches her erstwhile boyfriend in bed with another girl. Instead of penalizing the boy for his behavior, Lena gets stuck with a court appearance and must pay a small fine, in addition to losing a boyfriend, her college career, and an apartment. Lena belongs to a film club which occasionally hands out awards, and the membership of it decides to send her into the Russian hinterlands to hand out an award to an obscure filmmaker. Throughout the film, Lena has been associated with a bizarre con man named Stepanych who, when his cons fall through, comes to her in the distant town she has gone to seeking her help in committing suicide.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

Excelsior-Film

Gorky Film Studios

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Cast

Евгений Степанович Иванов, 50-летний аферист

Aleksei Zharkov

Елена Игоревна Фомкина, студентка финакадемии

Natalya Negoda

лейтенант милиции Кондаков

Aleksandr Mironov

Дуня Фомкина, мать Лены

Anastasiya Vertinskaya

Игорь Иванович, отец Лены

Aleksandr Lenkov

Борис, сын Степаныча, фотограф

Andrey Sokolov

Жанна Фролова, продавец в универмаге

Anna Tikhonova

Олег Стрельников, сын артиста, врач

Grigori Manukov

Фёдор Фёдорович Стрельников, актёр-юбиляр

Vatslav Dvorzhetsky

Александр Губанищев

Igor Zolotovitsky

Петр Зарамушкин, директор театра

Aleksandr Negreba

Ашот Арамович

Ervand Arzumanyan

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