Turbo Zombi - Tampons of the Dead

Oct 14, 2011

1h 24m

★ 1.5

Overview

Aliens have landed on Earth! They are in search of fresh blood! The aliens have chosen female menstruation as their main food source. No "Bloody Mary" is safe from the intergalactic vampires! But a fearless troop under the leadership of the village idiot Jockel Rangebumm faces the monsters! True to the motto: "You want blood? Then come and get it!" the astro-zombies are properly heated up!

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Infernal Films

Stadtlohner Filmteam

G.U. Film Medienverleih

MacMave Studios

Turbo Zombi - Tampons of the Dead Trailers

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Cast

Jockel Rangebum

Christian Witte

Honky Rangebum

Martin Hentschel

Space Sheriff

Thomas Kercmar

Polizeimeister

Tasso Mintopoulos

Vater Rangebum

Michael Angenendt

Sgt. Mahoney

Stefan Svahn

Offizier Meier

Dirk Glücks

Polizist

Jochen Taubert

Stripperin Mia

Jessica Rodriguez

Space-Adjutant

Patrick Stengel

Lizzy Rangebum

Adele Zeiner

Mechaniker

Erwin Feldkamp

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