What's Your Emergency?

Mar 4, 2016

1h 24m

★ 5.8

Overview

Black comedy "What's Your Emergency?" is a mockumentary style story about the police headquarters. Redundancy intimidate officials are working diligently as ever, but the call-outs this month will not give them a break. Moreover, one of the officials gets caught in the workplace-using stolen and evidence room kept drugs. Explosions, shootings, helicopters, love, erotic, music stars, movie stars and much more.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Vabalo Filmai

What's Your Emergency? Trailers

Cast

Liva

Ineta Stasiulytė

Kobretis

Timūras Augucevičius

Sima

Giedrė Giedraitytė

Kižas

Marius Čižauskas

Agnė

Gabrielė Malinauskaitė

Bronsonas

Marius Repšys

Klaudas

Leonardas Pobedonoscevas

Gigas

Ramūnas Cicėnas

Vaidotas

Vaidotas Grincevičius

Giedrius

Giedrius Sasnauskas

Komisaras Baronas

Kristijonas Bartoševičius

Hiena

Donatas Ivanauskas

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