Boned

Aug 10, 2015

1h 31m

★ 3.5

Overview

A struggling actress must play the role of a detective in order to save an adorable Maltese puppy from a murderous group of Goth Thugs, a Devilish Dominatrix, and a handsome, lying doctor.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Badlands Features

Uncle John Productions

Creative Searchlight

Boned Trailers

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Cast

Samantha

Angela Landis

Dr. Edward Pierce

Josh Randall

Felicia

Robyn Cohen

The Mistress

Bai Ling

Ornery Woman

Jen Ray

Sebastian / Goth Man

Craig Gellis

Botox Partygoer Guy

Jim Mitchell

Crow

Ian Watson

Grey

Stefan Singh

Young Man

Chris Hayes

Julian

Chris Mollica

Damien

Christopher Park

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