Boned

Aug 10, 2015

1h 31m

★ 3.5

Overview

A struggling actress must play the role of a detective in order to save an adorable Maltese puppy from a murderous group of Goth Thugs, a Devilish Dominatrix, and a handsome, lying doctor.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Badlands Features

Uncle John Productions

Creative Searchlight

Boned Trailers

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Cast

Samantha

Angela Landis

Dr. Edward Pierce

Josh Randall

Felicia

Robyn Cohen

The Mistress

Bai Ling

Ornery Woman

Jen Ray

Sebastian / Goth Man

Craig Gellis

Botox Partygoer Guy

Jim Mitchell

Crow

Ian Watson

Grey

Stefan Singh

Young Man

Chris Hayes

Julian

Chris Mollica

Damien

Christopher Park

After World War II, Antonia and her daughter, Danielle, go back to their Dutch hometown, where Antonia's late mother has bestowed a small farm upon her. There, Antonia settles down and joins a tightly-knit but unusual community. Those around her include quirky friend Crooked Finger, would-be suitor Bas and, eventually for Antonia, a granddaughter and great-granddaughter who help create a strong family of empowered women.

6.7

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0.0

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7.2

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6.3

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7.1

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7.0

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7.2

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5.8

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0.0

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5.4

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7.2

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6.7

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5.7

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7.2

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5.8

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9.0

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8.8

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