The Jerks

Oct 21, 1987

1h 25m

★ 5.9

Overview

Leonidas is tricked into thinking he will hit the jackpot by a guy from the underworld, Babis, also well-known on the street as "the teacher". So, he sets up an ad hoc gang with his close friends in order to rob a bank. The operation, however, is crowned by complete failure. Actually, Babis used Leonidas to create a diversion in order to rob a jeweler's shop. Leonidas flies into a rage and swears to take revenge on the "teacher". The scuffle that follows results in all of them ending up in hospital.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Leonidas

Giorgos Konstantinou

Vlasis

Tasos Psomopoulos

Toufas

Markos Lezes

Froso

Frini Arvaniti

Babis

Kostas Karagiorgis

Doukas

Kostas Palios

Mickey

Giannis Vouros

Gogo

Yiorgos Petrohilos

Liana

Linda Giga

Fouskas

Kostas Makedos

Lahtaras

Dimitris Vasmatzis

Koufos

Michalis Arsenis

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