The Boneyard Collection

Jan 1, 2008

1h 39m

★ 5.3

Death Has Never Looked So Good!

Overview

A quirky anthology, consisting of four separate short films connected by host segments. The first one, BOOGIE WITH THE UNDEAD, has an all girl rock band booked to play a gig in a town overrun by flesh-eating zombies. In the second one, THE DEVIL'S DUE AT MIDNIGHT, a coven of beautiful witches conjure up Brad Dourif as The Devil, and endures the inept attacks of witch killer Ken Foree. In the first long segment, HER MORBID DESIRES, an actress gets the lead role in a vampire movie, only to discover that starlets are being murdered on the set. The other long segment, CRY OF THE MUMMY, has the reincarnated mummy, formerly the last Pharaoh of the 4th Dynasty, looking to sue the movie studios because he can't get work as a mummy. His new lawyer offers to represent him as an agent, but the mummy will only work in film if he can direct.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Irena Belle Films

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Cast

Elvira (segment "Her Morbid Desires")

Cassandra Peterson

'Le Petite Sirene' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")

Rachel Melvin

The Dark One (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")

Brad Dourif

Count Dracula (segment "Her Morbid Desires")

Ronn Moss

Aunt Gloria (segment "Her Morbid Desires")

Tippi Hedren

Vanessa Peabody (segment "Her Morbid Desires")

Barbara Steele

Bob, the Second Director

Robert Loggia

Jane Torquemada (segment "Cry of the Mummy")

Candy Clark

The Monk (segment "Her Morbid Desires")

Kevin McCarthy

Professor Zebediah Jones (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")

George Kennedy

High Priestess

Susan Tyrrell

Aurora

Danielle James

A coven of vampires operates out of a modeling/escort agency known as Blonde Heaven. Angie came from Oklahoma to find her way into the movie business, but is followed by her boyfriend Kyle. Head vamp Illyana takes a liking to Angie and convinces her to do escort work for the agency, but has other recruiting plans for her as well. While the vampires do their sleazy work around LA (and Angie gets in over her head), Kyle and a vampire hunter team up to try and stop the fiends.

5.4

The Werewolf Versus the Vampire Woman

May 17, 1971

Elvira is travelling through the French countryside with her friend Genevieve, searching for the lost tomb of a medieval murderess and possible vampire, Countess Wandessa. They find a likely site in the castle of Waldemar Daninsky, who invites the women to stay as long as they like. As Waldemar shows Elvira the tomb that supposedly houses the countess, she accidentally causes the vampire to come back to life, hungrier than ever. Daninsky has a hidden secret of his own, but will it be enough to save the two girls from becoming Wandessa's next victims?

6.7

Twins of Evil

Oct 17, 1971

While dabbling in Satanism, Count Karstein resurrects Mircalla Karnstein who initiates him into vampirism. As a rash of deaths afflicts the village, Gustav the head of Puritan group leads his men to seek out and destroy the pestilence. One of his twin nieces has become inflicted with the witchcraft but Gustav's zeal and venom has trapped the innocent Maria, threatening her with a tortuous execution, whilst Frieda remains free to continue her orgy of evil.

4.4

Female Vampire

Jan 24, 1975

A mute noblewoman's vampiric heritage compels her to drain the life force from all of her lovers.

6.4

Brass Knuckle Boys

Feb 14, 2009

A record company office worker named Kanna discovers a punk rock band called Shonen Meriken Sakku 'Brass Knuckle Boys' through the internet and subsequently decides to represent them on behalf of her company. What Kanna did not know was that the Brass Knuckle Boys consists of all middle aged men.

5.1

Tales from the Occult: Body and Soul

May 25, 2023

Rapunzel: While attending the birthday celebration of the scion of some record company, an ex-hair model who aspires to make a comeback in the entertainment business gets her tresses burnt by a spoiled brat. She walks into a hair salon to salvage her sole pride and joy, only to meet her most macabre end. Cheshire Cat: A woman whose cat was gruesomely disemboweled in the street has since opened a feline rescue center. When a man who poses as an animal lover alerts her to a potential case of cat torture, she accompanies him to the scene, only to realize that he is the real perpetrator and his next target could be human. Tooth Fairy: A dental nurse befriends a chef in the street. When he visits her clinic to check on his teeth, he is tortured by the dentist who fancies her. The morning after, the dentist is found murdered in the clinic. All fingers point to the chef who happens to be mentally unstable. Little do the police know that the real culprit is still at large.

3.7

Embrace the Darkness

Oct 5, 1999

Vampires Galen and Miranda have just moved to a renovated warehouse in Los Angeles. Galen is tired of the vampiric life and becomes attracted to Jennifer, a dancer living in the building opposite who is trying to perfect a piece of erotic performance art.

4.9

Embrace the Darkness II

Jan 22, 2002

A sultry vampire acts as mentor to a reluctant recruit.

3.8

Embrace the Darkness III

Sep 17, 2002

Jennifer is a young female vampire who is led to believe that Victor, a 200-year-old vampire, can make all her desires come true. But is he just setting her up for betrayal?

5.5

Eerie Tales

Nov 5, 1919

A demon, a reaper, and the ghost of a prostitute read gothic short stories and act them out.

5.8

The Living Dead

Sep 6, 1932

A crazed scientist murders his wife, walls her up, then flees. A reporter sets out to track him down. Remake of Unheimliche Geschichten (Richard Oswald, 1919).

2.8

Mind, Body & Soul

Sep 16, 1992

All Brenda wants is a normal life with a normal boyfriend, but she soon finds that her boyfriend is anything but normal -- he's part of a Satanic cult that makes human sacrifices! A police-interrupted ritual at the cult's demonic temple lands Brenda in jail. Upon release, she has to pick up the pieces of her shattered life with the help of a protective lawyer, a hardened detective, and her old cellmate. But the cult hasn't forgotten Brenda, and they will stop at nothing to silence her... forever!

5.5

Habit

Nov 14, 1997

It's autumn in New York. Sam has broken up with his girlfriend and his father has recently died. World-weary and sloppy drunk, he finds temporary solace in the arms of Anna, a mysterious vampire who draws him away from his friends and into a web of addiction and madness.

7.1

Castle of Blood

Feb 27, 1964

When a cynical journalist accepts a wager that he won't survive the night in a haunted castle, it unlocks an odyssey of sexual torment, undead vengeance, and a dark seductress who surrenders the gravest of pleasures.

6.1

The Castle of the Living Dead

Aug 5, 1964

Count Drago invites over entertainers to his castle, but what the people don't know is that Drago mummifies animals and humans!

4.4

Sick-o-pathics

Jun 1, 1995

Anthology horror film with three tales consisting of a killer sex doll, a killer handbag and a parody of Joe D'amato's Anthropophagous.

3.0

Way of the Vampire

Feb 22, 2005

Dr. Abraham Van Helsing is granted immortality by the Catholic Church until he can hunt down the last vampire prince.

4.1

The Lost Platoon

Jun 1, 1990

An American reporter covering a civil war in Nicaragua discovers that four soldiers that he used to know during World War II are there and they are actual vampires fighting their own personal war against an evil Nicaraguan general and his own personal army of vampires terrorizing the country.

4.2

Fangs of the Living Dead

Jul 8, 1969

A beautiful virgin inherits a castle, but when she arrives at it, she finds that the inhabitants include a strange nobleman and a bevy of beautiful women she suspects may be vampires.