The Boneyard Collection

Jan 1, 2008

1h 39m

★ 5.3

Death Has Never Looked So Good!

Overview

A quirky anthology, consisting of four separate short films connected by host segments. The first one, BOOGIE WITH THE UNDEAD, has an all girl rock band booked to play a gig in a town overrun by flesh-eating zombies. In the second one, THE DEVIL'S DUE AT MIDNIGHT, a coven of beautiful witches conjure up Brad Dourif as The Devil, and endures the inept attacks of witch killer Ken Foree. In the first long segment, HER MORBID DESIRES, an actress gets the lead role in a vampire movie, only to discover that starlets are being murdered on the set. The other long segment, CRY OF THE MUMMY, has the reincarnated mummy, formerly the last Pharaoh of the 4th Dynasty, looking to sue the movie studios because he can't get work as a mummy. His new lawyer offers to represent him as an agent, but the mummy will only work in film if he can direct.

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Irena Belle Films

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Cast

Elvira (segment "Her Morbid Desires")

Cassandra Peterson

'Le Petite Sirene' Writer (segment "Cry of the Mummy")

Rachel Melvin

The Dark One (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")

Brad Dourif

Count Dracula (segment "Her Morbid Desires")

Ronn Moss

Aunt Gloria (segment "Her Morbid Desires")

Tippi Hedren

Vanessa Peabody (segment "Her Morbid Desires")

Barbara Steele

Bob, the Second Director

Robert Loggia

Jane Torquemada (segment "Cry of the Mummy")

Candy Clark

The Monk (segment "Her Morbid Desires")

Kevin McCarthy

Professor Zebediah Jones (segment "The Devil's Due at Midnight")

George Kennedy

High Priestess

Susan Tyrrell

Aurora

Danielle James

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4.4

Trinil

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4.3

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7.2

Dracula

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6.6

The Scary Movie

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Martina and Sonja, cross-dress in vampire capes and werewolf claws, re-enacting familiar horror tropes. A corresponding soundtrack of stock screams and "scary" music suggests that the girls' toying with gender roles and power dynamics may have dire consequences.

3.0

Titanic 2000

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The luxury liner Titanic 2000 has set sail on its maiden voyage, and one of the passengers is the vampire Vladamina. Vladamina is searching for a woman she can turn into a vampire queen, and frustrated rock groupie Shari looks to be a perfect target. As various people get seduced and/or killed as the liner continues on its doomed voyage, Shari must chose between eternity as a living dead sex slave or a frigid grave at the bottom of the ocean.

5.0

Witchery

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A student and her photographer boyfriend visit an island off of Massachusetts to research a hotel supposedly haunted by a witch.

6.4

30 Days of Night

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This is the story of an isolated Alaskan town that is plunged into darkness for a month each year when the sun sinks below the horizon. As the last rays of light fade, the town is attacked by a bloodthirsty gang of vampires bent on an uninterrupted orgy of destruction. Only the small town's husband-and-wife Sheriff team stand between the survivors and certain destruction.

1.0

Vampire Queen

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Harold, a middle-aged bachelor, is visited by the vampire Ophelia on his birthday. She promises that if he becomes a vampire then all his erotic fantasies will come true. Harold bites the girls but there is a problem.

0.0

The Spiders' The Reckless Operation

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The Spiders, a Japanese pop group, in their first starring role, walk from Yokohama to Tokyo, to prove their love for a girl who told them "the person who can overcome any obstacle will be my lover"! Neither traffic, buildings, nor the police can stop them, in this madcap rock musical adventure!

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0.0

Afrocentricity

Aug 1, 2000

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2.3

Abe's Tomb

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Moore's Lake: a small town plagued by feral vampires. Its only chance to survive rests on an all-powerful ghoul that long ago vowed to seek vengeance upon the town.

1.0

Nekrology

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An underground horror anthology featuring short films with themes of necrophilia.

6.0

Witchcraft: The Doll in Brambles

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5.9

V/H/S/99

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5.7

Vampires of Sorority Row

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Pledges at a sorority house are plagued by a former sister who happens to be a vampire. Luckily, each of the new pledges is skilled at kickboxing so they are able to defend themselves.

0.0

Shaitani Dracula

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Dracula, now residing in the Indian countryside, sets his army of monsters, including a werewolf, on a group of hapless campers.

6.4

Bell, Book and Candle

Dec 25, 1958

A modern-day witch likes her neighbor but despises his fiancée, so she enchants him to love her instead... only to fall in love with him for real.