Meet the Blacks

Apr 1, 2016

1h 30m

★ 4.8

Overview

As Carl Black gets the opportunity to move his family out of Chicago in hope of a better life, their arrival in Beverly Hills is timed with that city's annual purge, where all crime is legal for twelve hours.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Hidden Empire Film

Freestyle Releasing

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Cast

Carl Black

Mike Epps

Lorena

Zulay Henao

President El Bama

George Lopez

James Clown

Mike Tyson

Key Flo

Charlie Murphy

Freezee

Andrew Bachelor

Tyrone

DeRay Davis

Parole Officer

Lavell Crawford

Stranger

Gary Owen

Allie

Bresha Webb

Klansman

Paul Mooney

Carl Jr.

Alex Henderson

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