Time Bandits

Jul 13, 1981

1h 56m

★ 6.6

…they didn’t make history, they stole it!

Overview

Young history buff Kevin can scarcely believe it when six dwarfs emerge from his closet one night. Former employees of the Supreme Being, they've purloined a map charting all of the holes in the fabric of time and are using it to steal treasures from different historical eras. Taking Kevin with them, they variously drop in on Napoleon, Robin Hood and King Agamemnon before the Supreme Being catches up with them.

Genres

Family

Fantasy

Science Fiction

Adventure

Comedy

Production Companies

Handmade Films

Time Bandits Trailers

Cast

Kevin

Craig Warnock

Randall

David Rappaport

Fidgit

Kenny Baker

Mike Edmonds

Strutter

Malcolm Dixon

Vermin

Tiny Ross

Wally

Jack Purvis

Napoleon

Ian Holm

Robin Hood

John Cleese

King Agamemnon / Fireman

Sean Connery

Vincent

Michael Palin

Dame Pansy / Pansy

Shelley Duvall

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6.8

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6.6

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6.9

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7.3

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6.3

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5.1

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