Swearnet Live

Oct 1, 2014

1h 15m

★ 5.1

Overview

"Trailer Park Boys" John Paul Tremblay, Robb Wells and Mike Smith host this foulmouthed live kick-off of their Web-based Swearnet network.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Swearnet Pictures

Swearnet Live Trailers

No Trailers found.

Cast

John Paul Tremblay

Robb Wells

Mike Smith

John Dunsworth

Pat Roach

Patrick Roach

Leigh MacInnis

Patrick Roach

Luke Gordon

Patrick Roach

He's Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. The Ace is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. Whether he's undercover, under fire or underwater, he always gets his man… or beast!

5.8

computer.don

Apr 15, 2000

Computer.don is an animated short starring Donald Duck from Mickey Mouse Works and House of Mouse. Plot: A technologically behind-the-times Donald is coerced by Daisy into buying a computer, or be labeled a "dweeb."

7.0

A Goofy Movie

Apr 5, 1995

Goofy’s teenage son Max is desperate to impress his crush and fit in at school. After well-meaning but ignorant Goofy suddenly whisks him away on a cross-country road trip—messing up Max’s first date plans in the process—Goofy’s old-school parenting and Max’s desire for independence lead to a vacation of hilarious mishaps, as they both learn to understand and listen to eachother.

6.7

Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Aug 4, 2004

In Disney's take on the Alexander Dumas tale, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy want nothing more than to perform brave deeds on behalf of their queen (Minnie Mouse), but they're stymied by the head Musketeer, Pete. Pete secretly wants to get rid of the queen, so he appoints Mickey and his bumbling friends as guardians to Minnie, thinking such a maneuver will ensure his scheme's success. The score features songs based on familiar classical melodies.

7.1

Everybody Loves Goofy

Nov 3, 2003

It's nonstop laughs as Goofy, the world's wackiest hound dog, returns in a hilarious collection of his greatest cartoon shorts. The whole family will enjoy Goofy's patented brand of comedy chaos.Travel to the circus as Goofy matches wits with Delores the elephant (guess who wins?) in "The Big Wash," and laugh out loud when the loveable loser leaves his house in shambles after helping out with the household chores in "Father's Day Off." You'll love every minute of Goofy's outrageous antics in this delightful collection, overflowing with the magic of Disney animation.

6.8

Symphony Hour

Mar 20, 1942

Mickey guest-directs a radio orchestra. The sponsor loves the rehearsal, but come the actual performance, Goofy drops all the instruments under an elevator, so they sound like toys. The sponsor hates it, but the audience loves it anyway.

6.5

Teachers Are People

Jun 27, 1952

As the narrator explains, educating children is one of the most important things today and the heroic man who takes on this role is "the school teacher" (Goofy, naturally). After taking role call, Goofy tries to teach the class but keeps having to deal with a mischievous trouble-maker named George who enjoys sneaking out of class to go fishing, eating the teacher's apple, squeaking chalk, making faces while teacher gives a geography lesson, and terrorizing the other students with his water pistol. In the end, George's mischief goes too far when he destroys the school with an exploding bomb and is forced to write "I will not bomb the school again" 100 times!

6.5

The Art of Self Defense

Dec 26, 1941

Goofy takes a lighthearted look at self defense through the ages: cavemen, knights, the age of chivalry, and finally boxing.

7.0

The Art of Skiing

Nov 14, 1941

Goofy, staying at the Sugar Bowl resort, demonstrates the basics of downhill skiing, which the titles and announcer insist is pronounced "SHEEing". The equipment is, of course, of the era. As you can imagine, Goofy has much trouble keeping his skis parallel and pointing downhill. The final ski jump conveniently lands Goofy right back in bed.

7.2

The Band Concert

Feb 23, 1935

Mickey is trying to lead a concert of The William Tell Overture, but he's continually disrupted by ice cream vendor Donald, who uses a seemingly endless supply of flutes to play Turkey in the Straw instead. After Donald gives up, a bee comes along and causes his own havoc. The band then reaches the Storm sequence, and the weather also starts to pick up; a tornado comes along, but they keep playing.

6.3

The Big Wash

Feb 6, 1948

Goofy tries his hand at a big job in the circus: feeding and washing the elephant.

6.9

Mickey's Polo Team

Jan 4, 1936

Mickey Mouse and his friends face off against a team of celebrities in a polo match.

6.4

Moose Hunters

Feb 20, 1937

Goofy (front) and Donald (rear) are dressed in a moose suit, trying to lure moose for hunter Mickey. When they do find one, it turns out to be more than they can handle.

6.8

Motor Mania

Jun 30, 1950

Mild-mannered average guy Mr. Walker (Goofy) turns into violent Mr. Wheeler when he starts driving. Back on his feet, Mr. Walker finds it nearly impossible to cross the street.

6.2

Moving Day

Jun 20, 1936

Donald and Mickey are overdue on their rent, so the sheriff is preparing to evict them and sell their belongings. Goofy the ice-man comes by and helps them move out before the sale, but their piano doesn't want to stay on his truck. Meanwhile, Donald has a fight with a plunger and a fishbowl after removing a heater from the gas line.

6.0

No Sail

Sep 7, 1945

Donald and Goofy rent a sailboat. This boat is a bit unusual: to rent it, you put a nickel in a slot, and the mast and sail pop up. Unfortunately, after a while, they pop back down. When Donald runs out of nickels, they are marooned. Goofy waves his shirt at a passing cruise ship, but they (and he) mistake this for a friendly greeting. A flying fish lands in the boat; while the boys fight over it, a gull grabs it. They try to bash the gull, which lands atop their heads, with predictable results. Finally, as the sharks circle, they try fishing, with Donald as the unwitting bait. He eventually lands back in the boat, where his bill lands in the coin slot and gives them a way home.

6.7

On Ice

Sep 28, 1935

Mickey shows off his ice-skating skills to Minnie; Goofy does some unconventional ice fishing; Donald straps skates to Pluto and laughs at his attempts to skate. Donald gets strapped to a kite and is about to be swept over a waterfall when Mickey pulls off an heroic rescue.

5.9

Orphans' Benefit

Aug 11, 1941

Mickey and friends put on a revue for the orphans. Donald recites nursery rhymes, but the orphans torment him. Horace, Goofy, and Clarabelle do a dance number. Donald tries again. Clara clucks a song while Mickey plays piano (with support from an unseen orchestra). Donald returns, and the orphans finally send a parade of bricks and eggs on balloons over him and use slingshots to drop them on his head.

6.0

The Nifty Nineties

Jun 20, 1941

Mickey courts Minnie in the Gay Nineties: they take in a vaudeville show and go for a drive in his horseless carriage, to the strains of "While Strolling Through the Park" and "In the Good Old Summertime". Goofy rides by on a penny-farthing bicycle, and the whole Duck family rides by on a bicycle built for five.

6.2

The Whalers

Aug 19, 1938

Mickey, Donald, and Goofy are crewing a whaling ship. Their mishaps include Donald fighting off some hungry birds, Mickey and a bucket of water that keeps doing a boomerang impression, and Goofy firing the cannon and getting stuck high in the air, and ultimately inside a whale. And when he lands the whale well, let's just say they're gonna need a bigger boat.

Cast

John Paul Tremblay

Robb Wells

Mike Smith

John Dunsworth

Pat Roach

Patrick Roach

Leigh MacInnis

Patrick Roach

Luke Gordon

Swearnet Live

Overview

Genres

Production Companies

Swearnet Live Trailers

Cast

John Paul Tremblay

Robb Wells

Mike Smith

John Dunsworth

Patrick Roach

Patrick Roach

Patrick Roach

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A Goofy Movie

Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Everybody Loves Goofy

Symphony Hour

Teachers Are People

The Art of Self Defense

The Art of Skiing

The Band Concert

The Big Wash

Mickey's Polo Team

Moose Hunters

Motor Mania

Moving Day

No Sail

On Ice

Orphans' Benefit

The Nifty Nineties

The Whalers

Swearnet Live Trailers

Cast

John Paul Tremblay

Robb Wells

Mike Smith

John Dunsworth

Patrick Roach

Patrick Roach

Patrick Roach

You may also like

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

computer.don

A Goofy Movie

Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers

Everybody Loves Goofy

Symphony Hour

Teachers Are People

The Art of Self Defense

The Art of Skiing

The Band Concert

The Big Wash

Mickey's Polo Team

Moose Hunters

Motor Mania

Moving Day

No Sail

On Ice

Orphans' Benefit

The Nifty Nineties

The Whalers