The Funhouse Massacre

Nov 13, 2015

1h 30m

★ 5.3

Murder is all part of the show

Overview

Six of the worlds scariest psychopaths escape from a local Asylum and proceed to unleash terror on the unsuspecting crowd of a Halloween Funhouse whose themed mazes are inspired by their various reigns of terror.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

Production Companies

Petri Entertainment

The Funhouse Massacre Trailers

Cast

Warden Kane

Robert Englund

Mental Manny

Jere Burns

Sheriff Kate

Scottie Thompson

Morgan

Matt Angel

Christina

Chasty Ballesteros

Taxidermist

Clint Howard

Dennis

Courtney Gains

Gerardo

Erick Chavarria

Rocco the Clown

Mars Crain

Dollface / Ms. Quinn

Candice De Visser

Animal the Cannibal

E.E. Bell

Deputy Doyle

Ben Begley

Chili Palmer is a Miami mobster who gets sent to L.A. to collect a bad debt from Harry Zimm, a Hollywood producer who specializes in cheesy horror films. When Chili meets Harry's leading lady, the romantic sparks fly. After pitching his own life story as a movie idea, Chili learns that being a mobster and being a Hollywood producer really aren't all that different.

6.1

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A couple of angels, O'Reilly and Jackson, are sent to Earth to make sure that their next supervised love-connection succeeds. They follow Celine, a spoiled rich girl who has just accidentally shot a suitor and, due to a misunderstanding, is kidnapped by janitor Robert. Although Celine quickly frees herself, she stays with Robert for thrills. O'Reilly and Jackson pursue, hoping to unite the prospective lovers.

6.2

Untraceable

Jan 22, 2008

Special Agent Jennifer Marsh works in an elite division of the FBI dedicated to fighting cybercrime. She thinks she has seen it all, until a particularly sadistic criminal arises on the Internet. This tech-savvy killer posts live feeds of his crimes on his website; the more hits the site gets, the faster the victim dies. Marsh and her team must find the elusive killer before time runs out.

6.3

Meet the Feebles

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Heidi, star of the "Meet The Feebles Variety Hour" discovers her lover Bletch the Walrus is cheating on her. And with all the world waiting for the show, the assorted co-stars must contend with drug addiction, extortion, robbery, disease, drug dealing, and murder.

7.1

What Have I Done to Deserve This?

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5.7

Let Us Prey

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Rachel, a rookie cop, is about to begin her first night shift in a neglected police station in a Scottish, backwater town. The kind of place where the tide has gone out and stranded a motley bunch of the aimless, the forgotten, the bitter-and-twisted who all think that, really, they deserve to be somewhere else. They all think they're there by accident and that, with a little luck, life is going to get better. Wrong, on both counts. Six is about to arrive - and All Hell Will Break Loose!

6.7

Brotherhood of the Wolf

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5.5

White Noise 2: The Light

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5.9

Vampire's Kiss

Jun 2, 1989

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6.4

The Trixxer

May 20, 2004

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5.7

The Rage: Carrie 2

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A horrible massacre strikes up after an outcast teenage girl is taunted by a group of high school jocks, all of them unaware of her cutthroat telekinetic powers.

6.0

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Beneficiaries gather for the reading of a will. Murders ensue.

3.5

Final Cut

Oct 1, 2019

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0.0

Untitled Texas Chainsaw Massacre Film

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7.0

Red Dragon

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6.7

Scanners

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7.1

Dead Ringers

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6.1

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane

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5.5

The Dentist

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6.8

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