The Web

Sep 28, 2013

0h 3m

★ 6.9

He’s a hacker, not a slacker

Overview

Microsoft Founder Bill Gates has implanted computer chips into asteroids in a diabolical scheme, and one hacker must stop him.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Romance

Drama

Production Companies

Comedy Central

Abso Lutely Productions

Blow Out Productions

The Web Trailers

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Cast

Kip

Ronnie Rodriguez

Richard

Nathan Fielder

Johnny

John Kim

Allison

Jessee Foudray

Bill Gates

William Heath

Officer Suzanne

Karter Kaplan

Customer #1

William Wang

Customer #2

Dan Braun

Customer #3

Monique Patrice

Customer #4

Fernando Huerta

Customer #5

Gabrielle Gold

Customer #6

Jason Talmadge

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6.8

Armageddon

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4.7

Hisashi Eguchi's Kotobuki Goro Show

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3.9

Epic Movie

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When the Pevensie siblings each follow their own path, they find themselves at Willy's Chocolate Factory. Walking through a wardrobe, they discover the world of Gnarnia, ruled by the White Bitch. Meeting up with characters such as Harry Potter and Captain Jack Swallows, the newly reunited family must team up with Aslo, a wise-but-horny lion to stop the White Bitch's army.

5.8

Elephants Dream

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6.2

(T)Raumschiff Surprise - Periode 1

Jul 14, 2004

Hundreds of years after humans have settled on Mars, Regulator Rogul and Lord Jens Maul, lead a force of Martians to Earth in order to conquer the planet. Queen Metaphor looks to the gay heroes aboard the spaceship Surprise -- Captain Kork, Mr. Spuck, and first engineer Schrotty -- for help.

5.1

The Net 2.0

Feb 15, 2006

The life of a young computer systems analyst is thrown into turmoil after arriving in Istanbul to start a new job. She soon finds her passport missing, her credit cards useless, her bank account empty and her identity stolen. As the story progresses we find people and events may not be what they seem.

5.4

Jane Austen's Mafia!

Jul 24, 1998

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3.3

Not Another Church Movie

May 10, 2024

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5.5

Superman III

Jun 17, 1983

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6.6

Hot Shots!

Jul 31, 1991

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4.3

Date Movie

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6.6

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

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5.5

The Mistletoe Bough

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0.0

Fearless Harry

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0.0

Sign Them Papers

Jan 8, 1927

Beautiful Belinda is kidnapped by terrible people who want her to sign over a gold mine.

1.0

Rudolph's Revenge

Apr 1, 1928

Relentless Rudolph is back with another scheme to capture Belinda and humiliate Hairbreadth Harrry.

5.7

Life Stinks

Jun 5, 1991

Affluent and arrogant businessman Goddard Bolt, feuding with rival Vance Crasswell over a land deal, makes a bet with Crasswell that he has the wits and street smarts to live penniless and anonymous on the rough streets of Los Angeles for thirty days. But Bolt has a rude awakening when the reality of homelessness hits him. Still, he finds a silver lining in a burgeoning romance with Molly, a former Broadway dancer who has fallen on hard times.

6.5

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