The Web

Sep 28, 2013

0h 4m

★ 6.9

He’s a hacker, not a slacker

Overview

Microsoft Founder Bill Gates has implanted computer chips into asteroids in a diabolical scheme, and one hacker must stop him.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Romance

Drama

Production Companies

Comedy Central

Abso Lutely Productions

Blow Out Productions

The Web Trailers

No Trailers found.

Cast

Kip

Ronnie Rodriguez

Richard

Nathan Fielder

Johnny

John Kim

Allison

Jessee Foudray

Bill Gates

William Heath

Officer Suzanne

Karter Kaplan

Customer #1

William Wang

Customer #2

Dan Braun

Customer #3

Monique Patrice

Customer #4

Fernando Huerta

Customer #5

Gabrielle Gold

Customer #6

Jason Talmadge

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