Zilch

Dec 18, 1989

1h 35m

★ 3.5

Money brings them together, for better and for the Bizarre.

Overview

Sam works on the tolls and likes to listen. He overhears more than he bargains for and becomes embroiled in a mishmash of corruption and blackmail. Anna is a hooker who specializes in throwing tomatoes at ageing weirdos. Sam and Anna's paths cross as he works to expose shady maneuvrings by the CEO of Infacorp, who is out to land a contract to build a tunnel under Auckland harbour.

Genres

Comedy

Thriller

Production Companies

Park Avenue Productions

New Zealand Film Commission

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Cast

Sam

Michael Mizrahi

Anna

Lucy Sheehan

Curtis

John Watson

Eric

Peter Tait

Gary Hyde

Roy Billing

Tony

Eddie Campbell

Harbour Commissioner

William Bullock

Melissa

Sylvia Rands

Lawyer

Andy Anderson

Amber

Louise Graham

Todd

Peter Stevens

Engineer

Frank Whitten

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