Don't Fuck in the Woods

Oct 25, 2016

1h 13m

★ 4.0

You're going to need protection!

Overview

A group of friends are going on a camping trip to celebrate graduating college. But once they enter the woods, the proverbial shit starts to hit the fan.

Genres

Horror

Production Companies

Vultra Video

Concept Media LLC

Dopest Shit Ever

Jonestown Films

TheBlood-Shed

Don't Fuck in the Woods Trailers

Cast

Meg

Brandy Mason

Luke / Creature

Scott Gillespie

Jane

Brittany Blanton

Alex

Ayse Howard

Mac

Roman Jossart

Parker

Hannah Herdt

Mark

Kevin Hamburger

Lacey

Nadia White

Conor

Brian Cornell

Video Store Thief

Savannah Howard

Customer

Chris J. Neal

Park Volunteer

Joe Vollman

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