Badass Thieves

Sep 10, 2010

0h 23m

★ 7.0

Overview

On the eve of their biggest score two jewelry thieves reach a breaking point in their friendship, when one reveals that he is quitting his life of crime to focus on his new family. What should have been a simple job turns into a night of total chaos.

Genres

Comedy

Crime

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Cast

Max

Tyler Labine

Ethan

Brendan Fletcher

Kate

Pascale Hutton

Carter

Seth Isaac Johnson

Bill

Thomas Orr-Loney

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7.3

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6.1

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6.6

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7.0

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6.1

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6.1

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6.1

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6.3

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6.6

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6.5

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7.3

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5.5

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