Killing Hasselhoff

Aug 29, 2017

1h 21m

★ 4.5

Don't Hassle The Hoff.

Overview

A man in a high stakes celebrity death pool quickly loses everything - his business, his bank account, his home, his fiancé. He snaps, then realizes the only way to get his life back on track. He'll have to murder his own celebrity. He'll have to kill Hasselhoff.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Lotus Pictures

WWE Studios

Hyde Park Entertainment

Killing Hasselhoff Trailers

Cast

David Hasselhoff

K.I.T.T. (voice)

Justin Bieber

Chris

Ken Jeong

Pedro

Carlos PenaVega

Barry

Jon Lovitz

Fish

Rhys Darby

Alcee

Flula Borg

Wasserstein

Will Sasso

Tommy

Jim Jefferies

Bill

Ron Funches

Nick

Dan Bakkedahl

Del Toro

Master P

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