The Honeymoon Machine

Aug 16, 1961

1h 27m

★ 6.4

Fits either sex... and makes nothing but laughter!

Overview

Lt. Fergie Howard teams up with Lt. Beau Gilliam and Navy scientist Jason Eldridge to turn a supercomputer with missile-tracking capabilities into a tool to predict where a roulette ball will land. They dock in Venice, Italy, and begin making a killing at the casino, but their shore-to-ship signals get misinterpreted as signs of attack by Adm. Fitch, putting a serious crimp in the officers' get-rich-quick scheme.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

Euterpe Productions

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer

Avon Productions

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Cast

Lt. Ferguson 'Fergie' Howard

Steve McQueen

Julie Fitch

Brigid Bazlen

Jason Eldridge

Jim Hutton

Pam Dunstan

Paula Prentiss

Admiral Fitch

Dean Jagger

Signalman Burford Taylor

Jack Weston

Lt. Beauregard 'Beau' Gilliam

Jack Mullaney

Inspector of casino games

Marcel Hillaire

Russian consul

Ben Astar

Tommy Dane

William Lanteau

Capt. James Angle

Ken Lynch

Capt. Harvey Adam

Simon Scott

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