The Hayseeds

Dec 8, 1933

1h 38m

★ 5.2

Overview

Wealthy Mary Townleigh gets lost in the bush and hurts her ankle, but is rescued and stays with the Hayseed family. She starts a romance with their neighbour, Englishman John Manners...

Genres

Comedy

Music

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Cast

Dad Hayseed

Cecil Kellaway

Mr. Townleigh

Kenneth Brampton

Mrs. Townleigh

Shirley Dale

John Manners

Arthur Clarke

Billy

Bryan Kellaway

Billy

Bryan Kellaway

Henry Westcott

John Moore

Joe

Tal Ordell

Lord Mornington

Vincent Pantin

Pansy Ragen

Molly Raynor

Polly

Phyllis Steadman

Sam

Stan Tolhurst

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