Cruising Bar

Jul 14, 1989

1h 36m

★ 6.4

Overview

Saturday, 12 p.m. The countdown has begun for four males on the hunt for women. Massage studio, last minute shopping, bodybuilding, our men each throw themselves ardently into the ritual of appearance. Impossible to resist the ferociously burlesque character and remarkably typical behavior of these characters. We will meet Gérard known as The Bull, Patrice known as The Lion, Jean-Jacques known as The Peacock and Serge known as The Earthworm.

Genres

Comedy

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Cast

Jean-Jacques / Gérard / Patrice / Serge

Michel Côté

La Divine

Louise Marleau

Sonia

Geneviève Rioux

Gertrude

Véronique Le Flaguais

Lisette

Diane Jules

Mado

Marthe Turgeon

Marguerite

Pauline Lapointe

Nosel

Jean-Pierre Bergeron

Jaws

Roger Léger

Marcello

Tony Nardi

L'oreille

Marcel Gauthier

Vendeuse

Annette Garant

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