Tooken

May 26, 2015

1h 21m

★ 4.1

Your franchise is about to be taken.

Overview

Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Elevative Entertainment

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Cast

Bryan Millers

Lee Tergesen

Money Maker

Reno Wilson

Lenore Millers

Lauren Stamile

Edna Millers

Joyce Bulifant

Kim Millers

Laura-Leigh

Jamie Dempsy

Cameron Van Hoy

Brown Finger

Margaret Cho

Himself

Akon

Fake Akon

Michael Blackson

Dalmat

Ray Abruzzo

Dirty Lady

Barbara Moore

Flight Attendant

Kelly Noonan

A top Marine sniper, Bob Lee Swagger, leaves the military after a mission goes horribly awry and disappears, living in seclusion. He is coaxed back into service after a high-profile government official convinces him to help thwart a plot to kill the President of the United States. Ultimately double-crossed and framed for the attempt, Swagger becomes the target of a nationwide manhunt. He goes on the run to track the real killer and find out who exactly set him up, and why, eventually seeking revenge against some of the most powerful and corrupt leaders in the free world.

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6.5

Get Shorty

Oct 20, 1995

Chili Palmer is a Miami mobster who gets sent to L.A. to collect a bad debt from Harry Zimm, a Hollywood producer who specializes in cheesy horror films. When Chili meets Harry's leading lady, the romantic sparks fly. After pitching his own life story as a movie idea, Chili learns that being a mobster and being a Hollywood producer really aren't all that different.

4.0

Gigli

Aug 1, 2003

Gigli is ordered to kidnap the psychologically challenged younger brother of a powerful federal prosecutor. When plans go awry, Gigli's boss sends in Ricki, a gorgeous free-spirited female gangster who has her own set of orders to assist with the kidnapping. But Gigli begins falling for the decidedly unavailable Ricki, which could be a hazard to his occupation.

5.5

Underdog

Aug 3, 2007

A lab accident gives a beagle named Shoeshine some serious superpowers -- a secret that the dog eventually shares with the young boy who becomes his owner and friend.

7.0

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

Feb 3, 1993

Before the Seavers leave for a family vacation to San Francisco, they drop off their pets -- Chance, an adventurous American bulldog; Shadow, a wise golden retriever; and Sassy, a cautious cat -- at a friend's ranch. But when the animals start to worry that they've been left for good, the three embark together on a treacherous and thrilling journey to find their way back home through the California wilderness.

6.8

Hardcover

Apr 2, 2008

Christoph, 31, a good-looking but frustrated single man and proud owner of a Renault Twingo, dreams of a grandiose career as a writer. But so far he hasn't managed to write more than a few penny dreadful novels for the publishing house "Kemper und Bergmann", which publishes the crime series about the hero Nick Sturm. And since there's not enough money to go around, he has to hire a car from the car rental...

4.1

Meet the Spartans

Jan 24, 2008

The heroic Leonidas, armed with nothing but leather underwear and a cape, leads a ragtag group of thirteen Spartans to defend their homeland against the invading Persians (whose ranks include Ghost Rider, Rocky Balboa, the Transformers, and a hunchbacked Paris Hilton). No one is safe when the Spartans take on the biggest icons in pop culture!

4.3

2001: A Space Travesty

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7.2

Tootsie

Dec 17, 1982

When struggling, out of work actor Michael Dorsey secretly adopts a female alter ego – Dorothy Michaels – in order to land a part in a daytime drama, he unwittingly becomes a feminist icon and ends up in a romantic pickle.

6.8

Fulltime Killer

Aug 3, 2001

Professional assassin O has resided in an isolated world of killing and loneliness. But his life begins to change once he meets the innocent Chin; hired to clean O's apartment. However, soon the flamboyent and reckless Tok enters Chin's life with a mission to unveil O's identity and usurp his place as the number one sharp-shooting assassin in the game.

6.3

Babe

Jul 18, 1995

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6.1

Firehouse Dog

Apr 4, 2007

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6.2

Critters 2

Apr 29, 1988

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6.3

The Freshman

Jul 20, 1990

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7.5

After Hours

Sep 13, 1985

Desperate to escape his mind-numbing routine, uptown Manhattan office worker Paul Hackett ventures downtown for a hookup with a mystery woman.

6.8

Naked Weapon

Nov 15, 2002

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5.7

The Man with One Red Shoe

Jul 18, 1985

A man is mistaken as a spy by the CIA when he arrives at the airport with one red shoe.

5.5

Agent Cody Banks

Mar 14, 2003

Recruited by the U.S. government to be a special agent, nerdy teenager Cody Banks must get closer to cute classmate Natalie in order to learn about an evil plan hatched by her father. But despite the agent persona, Cody struggles with teen angst.

6.1

Jumpin' Jack Flash

Oct 9, 1986

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