Tooken

May 26, 2015

1h 21m

★ 4.1

Your franchise is about to be taken.

Overview

Spoof of the "Taken" franchise. An ex-CIA agent who is now a mall security guard discovers that things are being taken from him. He must team up with his mom, also an ex-CIA agent, to defeat his rival and save his family.

Genres

Action

Comedy

Production Companies

Elevative Entertainment

Tooken Trailers

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Cast

Bryan Millers

Lee Tergesen

Money Maker

Reno Wilson

Lenore Millers

Lauren Stamile

Edna Millers

Joyce Bulifant

Kim Millers

Laura-Leigh

Jamie Dempsy

Cameron Van Hoy

Brown Finger

Margaret Cho

Himself

Akon

Fake Akon

Michael Blackson

Dalmat

Ray Abruzzo

Dirty Lady

Barbara Moore

Flight Attendant

Kelly Noonan

Jack is caught with the wife of his employer, a Vegas thug. The thug sends goons after Jack, who convinces his best friend, Pilot, to flee with him. Pilot insists that they head for Seattle, but doesn't tell Jack why. The goons learn from Pilot's drug source where the youths are headed, and they follow, hell bent on breaking Jack's feet. On the road, Jack and Pilot give a ride to Cassie, a distressed young woman. She and Jack hit it off. They pick up an aging stoner headed to Seattle for Kurt Cobain's memorial, and they help a circus sideshow family. Why is Pilot so set on Seattle, will the goons catch Jack, and is there any way the friends' competing needs can be resolved?

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