The Worst Horror Movie Ever Made: The Re-Make

Mar 18, 2008

1h 50m

★ 1.8

Overview

A romantic couple run from the law after accidentally killing one of their friends. They encounter every imaginable monster that has appeared in horror movies in a modern day version of Dante's Inferno. Will the trials that befall them strengthen them and reveal sublime virtues, or will the duo fall prey to the darker side of the mind?

Genres

Horror

Comedy

Production Companies

Bill Zebub Productions

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Cast

Jeanne

Andrea Szel

Baby Butcher

T.J. Glenn

Elaine

Elyse Cheri

Jeb the Hick / Gay Soldier #2

Brian Joseph Gleitz

Doll Victim - Survivor

Mela Nichols

Doll Victim

Debbie D

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