Heavy Petting

Oct 20, 2007

1h 32m

★ 4.2

Both these guys are out to win her heart... and it's gonna get ruff.

Overview

Charlie thinks he's met the perfect woman, but in order to be with her, he must first get past her dog. Just when he thinks all is lost, he realizes that he loves the dog too! Now he must do everything he can to keep them both.

Genres

Comedy

Romance

Production Companies

SarcoFilms

Heavy Petting Trailers

Cast

Daphne

Malin Åkerman

Charlie

Brendan Hines

Ras

Kevin Sussman

James

Mike Doyle

Juan

Juan Carlos Hernández

Old Codger #1

Sam Coppola

Grooming Proprietor

Jennifer Ikeda

Innocent Bystander

Krysten Ritter

Old Codger #2

Allie Woods Jr.

Pizza Guy

Anthony Fazio

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