A Zed & Two Noughts

Oct 4, 1985

1h 55m

★ 7.1

Overview

Twin zoologists lose their wives in a car accident and become obsessed with decomposing animals.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Production Companies

BFI

Artificial Eye

Allarts Enterprises

Film4 Productions

VPRO

A Zed & Two Noughts Trailers

Cast

Venus de Milo

Frances Barber

Van Hoyten

Joss Ackland

Oswald Deuce

Brian Deacon

Fallast

Geoffrey Palmer

Oliver Deuce

Eric Deacon

Alba Bewick

Andréa Ferréol

Joshua Plate

Jim Davidson

Felipe Arc-en-Ciel

Wolf Kahler

Stephen Pipe

Ken Campbell

Caterina Bolnes

Guusje van Tilborgh

Beta Bewick

Agnès Brulet

Himself - Documentary Narrator (voice)

David Attenborough

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