The Brand New Testament

Sep 2, 2015

1h 54m

★ 6.7

God Exists. He Lives in Brussels with his daughter.

Overview

God lives in Brussels. On Earth though, God is a coward, morally pathetic and odious to his family. His daughter, Ea, is bored at home and can't stand being locked up in a small apartment in ordinary Brussels, until the day she decides to revolt against her dad...

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Production Companies

Caviar

Climax Films

VOO

Orange Studio

Bac Cinema

Terra Incognita Films

Après le Déluge

Belga Productions

RTBF

BeTV

BNP Paribas Fortis

The Brand New Testament Trailers

Cast

Pili Groyne

God

Benoît Poelvoorde

God's Wife

Yolande Moreau

Martine

Catherine Deneuve

François

François Damiens

Marc

Serge Larivière

Jean-Claude

Didier De Neck

Aurélie

Laura Verlinden

Willy

Romain Gelin

Victor

Marco Lorenzini

The Priest

Johan Heldenbergh

Xenia, l'Allemande

Anna Tenta

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