Murder Can Hurt You!

May 21, 1980

1h 40m

★ 0.0

Overview

A private eye spoof that sends up assorted TV detectives from Ironside, Columbo and Kojak to Baretta, McCloud and Starsky and Hutch, as eight bumbling super-sleuths band together in a battle of wits against the devilishly clever Master Criminal.

Genres

Comedy

TV Movie

Production Companies

Aaron Spelling Productions

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Cast

Chief Ironbottom

Victor Buono

Pony Lambretta

Tony Danza

Studsky

Jamie Farr

Len 'Hatch' Hatchington

John Byner

Lt. Nojack

Gavin MacLeod

Sheriff Tim MacSkye

Buck Owens

Sgt. Salty Sanderson

Connie Stevens

Parks the Pusher

Jimmie Walker

Lt. Palumbo

Burt Young

Det. Starkos

Marty Allen

Mr. Burnice

Richard Deacon

Raquel

Gunilla Hutton

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