The Parisian Bitch

Apr 29, 2015

1h 20m

★ 5.8

Overview

Thirty-year-old Camilla, realizes that she doesn't have the life she deserves and decides that the only destiny worthy of her is that of a royal princess.

Genres

Comedy

Production Companies

LGM Productions

The Parisian Bitch Trailers

Cast

''Connasse''

Camille Cottin

Camille enfant #1

Lou Cottin

La nanny

Cécile Boland

Lui même

Stéphane Bern

Camille enfant #2

Rosie Mahon de Monaghan

La mère

Marie-Christine Adam

Himself

Kad Merad

William (voice) (uncredited)

Antony Hickling

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