The Forbidden Legend: Sex & Chopsticks 2

Mar 4, 2009

1h 33m

★ 6.3

Overview

Rich and powerful Simon Qing has been schooled in the ways of sex by his virile father, but is still a virgin. That is, until he meets his first love Violetta who has fun with him all over his father’s estate. Their love does not last, so Simon embarks on a journey. Along the way he meets the comely nun Moon whom Simon deflowers and then marries. He then becomes enamored of Golden Lotus but she is married to dwarf Wu Da-Lang.

Genres

Comedy

Drama

Romance

Production Companies

Universal Media Studios

Twin Co. Ltd.

My Way Film Company

The Forbidden Legend: Sex & Chopsticks 2 Trailers

Cast

Simon Qing

Oscar Lam Wai-Kin

Lotus

Serina Hayakawa

Violetta / Pinky Li

Kaera Uehara

Plum

Winnie Leung Man-Yee

Moon

Hikaru Wakana

Shaman

Lee Kin-Yan

Hua Zi-xu

Tam Kon-Chung

Bamboo

Samuel Leung Cheuk-Moon

Wu Da-lang

Frankie Ng Chi-Hung

Norman Tsui

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