Dyke Hard

Nov 8, 2014

1h 34m

★ 5.1

Overview

Dyke Hard is a failed rock group travelling to a battle of the bands competition in the big city. The journey is further filled with bizarre, fierce and passionate encounters with cyborgs, ghosts, a thai boxer, roller derby gals, ninjas, motorcycle gangs and a mysterious billionaire all of whom will do everything to stop the band from making it in time to the battle.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Adventure

Fantasy

Science Fiction

Horror

Music

Production Companies

Filmlance International

Dyke Hard Trailers

Cast

Riff

Lina Kurttila

Peggy

Peggy Sands

Scotty

Maria Wågensjö

Bandito

Alle Eriksson

Dawn

Iki Gonzalez Magnusson

Moira

Josephine Krieg

Prison Warden

Anitha Nygårds

Gita the Prison Guard

Engla Famne

Buck Blossom

Alexi Carpentieri

The Beast

Peter Ahlgren

Morgana the Ghost

Ylva Maria Thompson

Lola

Ann-Charlotte Andersson

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