Dyke Hard is a failed rock group travelling to a battle of the bands competition in the big city. The journey is further filled with bizarre, fierce and passionate encounters with cyborgs, ghosts, a thai boxer, roller derby gals, ninjas, motorcycle gangs and a mysterious billionaire all of whom will do everything to stop the band from making it in time to the battle.
Riff
Peggy
Scotty
Bandito
Dawn
Moira
Prison Warden
Gita the Prison Guard
Buck Blossom
The Beast
Morgana the Ghost
Lola
