Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

Nov 14, 1964

1h 21m

★ 3.1

Santa brings Christmas fun to Mars!

Overview

Martians fear their children have become lazy and joyless due to their newfound obsession with Earth TV shows. After ancient Martian leader Chochem suggests that the children of Mars need more fun—including their own Santa Claus—supreme leader Lord Kimar assembles an expedition to Earth. Once there, they kidnap two children who lead them to the North Pole, then capture the real Santa Claus, taking all three back to Mars in an attempt to bring the Martian children happiness.

Genres

Comedy

Fantasy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Jalor Productions

Embassy Pictures Corporation

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Cast

Santa Claus

John Call

Kimar

Leonard Hicks

Voldar

Vincent Beck

Dropo

Bill McCutcheon

Billy Foster

Victor Stiles

Betty Foster

Donna Conforti

Bomar

Chris Month

Girmar

Pia Zadora

Momar

Lelia Martin

Hargo

Charles Renn

Rigna

James Cahill

Andy Henderson

Ned Wertimer

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