Beef

Nov 11, 2014

2h 26m

★ 6.6

Judge, Jury and Butcher

Overview

BEEF is a comedic spin on a real person courtroom show. Set in a NY deli, BEEF revolves around Lou, his family, and the cases he settles. People march in with a "beef" for Lou to solve with old-school advice, simple justice, or a fine cut of meat.

Genres

Drama

Comedy

Production Companies

Paramount Pictures Digital Entertainment

Beef Trailers

Cast

Lou

Christopher Meloni

Lynn Vanderloo

Michael Ian Black

Manny

Joe Lo Truglio

Anthony

Michael Blaiklock

Denise

Angela Trimbur

Rose

Cindy Caponera

Gill

Matt Jones

Clovis

Michael Cera

Frank

James Pumphrey

Audrey

Lizzy Caplan

Dj Madbeatz

Timm Sharp

Dawna

Betsy Sodaro

Eve Stephens, a beautiful and sexy high-powered attorney, is up for appointment as a judge. But below her veneer of self-confidence lies a darker side, one in which she is driven by bizarre visions and sexual fantasies. After a series of events, including rescuing her sister Madelyn after her arrest for shoplifting, being rejected by her lover John during a surprise visit, and finally, meeting with the Governor regarding her judicial appointment, Eve comes unraveled. In a stunning and climactic conclusion, Eve is forced to confront her fears and, more importantly, herself.

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7.1

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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0.0

Coyote vs. Acme

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5.0

Final Justice

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1.0

Jury Duty: The Comedy

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Mild and meek accountant Sanford Lagelfost has been charged with embezzling $3 million dollars from Trout Industries. A decidedly mixed bag of jurors are chosen to serve on the case, including Eddie, a waiter; Rita, a high-priced call girl; Phil, a high-powered businessman; and Abby, a rabble rousing ex-hippie. When the star witness, the voluptuous Hope Hathaway, takes the stand, she startles everyone with her stories of Sanford's Lothario-esque conquests. Suddenly, the unassuming Sanford is a celebrity heartthrob and he finds himself in headlines and gossip columns across the country. Due to the case's growing notoriety, the judge sequesters the jury. And things start to get wild...

6.5

Madea Goes to Jail

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6.2

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7.0

Anything for Her

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6.3

Class Action

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6.7

The Ghost & Mr. Chicken

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5.9

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6.4

The Man Who Sued God

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5.6

The Juror

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6.0

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7.2

Murder in the First

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6.3

Carry On Cowboy

Nov 26, 1965

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6.8

Reba McEntire's The Hammer

Jan 7, 2023

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