Taintlight

Nov 17, 2009

1h 1m

★ 2.7

Evil lurks in the darkest nether regions...

Overview

The tale of Stella, a young girl who falls in love with an ancient, beautifully-behaired bloodsucker named Edgar. They struggle to stay together in the midst of vampire carnage, but a love triangle bubbles up when a Michael Jackson-loving werewolf named Jack comes forward professing his own love for Stella. Meanwhile, a rival group of "real" vampires led by the evil Razor McBleed are prowling.

Genres

Comedy

Horror

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Cast

Stella

Meredith Host

Edgar

Kurt Indovina

Tobius / Raoul

Billy Garberina

T-Bone

Jason McCall

Razor

Jesse Green

Veronica

Jesse Ames

Rosalis

Miranda Bonetwig

Rathbone / Mime

Andrew Baltes

Leo's Twin Brother

Josh Suire

Jock de Queaf

Chris Seaver

Werewolf (Uncredited)

A.J. Stabone

Jessey

Jessica Stephens

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