Santa with Muscles

Nov 8, 1996

1h 38m

★ 3.6

He's arrived in the St. Nick of time!

Overview

Penurious but muscle-bound Blake Thorne has made a vast fortune marketing health food and health supplements. He once was a nice fellow, but as his wealth increases, he becomes increasingly self-centered and decadent. One day, he gets in a great paint-gun fight that goes too far. Blake escapes the cops by running into a shopping mall, quickly donning a Santa Suit and pretending to be St. Nick. A head injury causes Blake to suffer amnesia, and an opportunistic "elf" decides to convince Blake that he is indeed Santa. This leads "Santa" to help save an orphanage, filled with adorable moppets, from the machinations of a greedy, insane doctor.

Genres

Action

Family

Comedy

Production Companies

Cabin Fever Entertainment

Cineplex Odeon Films

Hit Entertainment

Santa with Muscles Trailers

Cast

Blake

Terry Gene Bollea

Ebner Frost

Ed Begley Jr.

Lenny

Don Stark

Leslie

Robin Curtis

Hinkley

Clint Howard

Sarah

Mila Kunis

Taylor

Adam Wylie

Elizabeth

Aria Noelle Curzon

Chas

William Newman

Helen Chu

Jennifer Paz

Dr. Blight

Steve Valentine

Dr. Flint

Kevin West

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