Timur & His Commando$

Jan 21, 2004

1h 50m

★ 6.5

Overview

Timur, the son of a criminal authority named Sperm Whale hiding in an offshore zone, comes to Russia for summer holidays after several years of studying in England. Now he has his father's huge cottage, a personal cook and a squad of heavily armed guards at his disposal.

Genres

Family

Comedy

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Cast

Pasha, "Limousine"

Yuriy Galtsev

Kolyan

Aleksey Panin

Panteleich

Leonid Yakubovich

fisherman

Mikhail Svetin

Zhenya

Ekaterina Maslennikova

Timur

Peter Kadochnikov

Kesha, "Bonce"

Eugene Voskresensky

Ivan Ivanovish Ivanov

Aydin Bady-Sagan

Gavriil Puzyrev, "Bubble"

Aleksandr Novikov

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