Bad Asses on the Bayou

Mar 6, 2015

1h 25m

★ 6.0

Overview

The third installment in the successful Bad Ass action-comedy franchise. Bad Asses on the Bayou reunites the dynamic duo, Frank Vega and Bernie Pope, as they travel to Louisiana to attend the wedding of their dear friend Carmen Gutierrez. What was pictured as a wedding weekend escape to the south turns violently ugly as madness and mayhem ensue, pressing our senior heroes to once again serve justice.

Genres

Comedy

Action

Production Companies

Sense and Sensibility Ventures

Silver Nitrate

Bad Asses on the Bayou Trailers

Cast

Frank Vega

Danny Trejo

Bernie Pope

Danny Glover

Earl

John Amos

Carmen Gutierrez

Loni Love

Ronald

Jimmy Bennett

Lois Morgan

Carol Sutton

Chief Broussard

Davi Jay

Geoffrey

Sammi Rotibi

Detective Williamson

Judd Lormand

Guillermo Gomez

Al Vicente

Kelly

Aisa Palomares

Katie

Jaqueline Fleming

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