Space Thing

Sep 20, 1968

1h 9m

★ 3.8

Visit the planet of the rapes!

Overview

A man is in bed reading Sci-Fi mags, and his wife seduces him. He then falls asleep, and the rest is his dream. He is from an alternate world, and disguises himself as an alien, then boards their ship, to keep them from attacking his planet. The captain is a woman, who has two lesbian encounters with her crew, and whips one of them for trying to have sex with our hero. All of the women are anxious to seduce our hero, as the other two men on the ship are not very exciting. Our hero forces a landing on an asetroid (actually the outskirts of Palmdale, California) and everyone runs around topless and has sex. He then blows up the alien ship in the worst special effects explosion.

Genres

Comedy

Science Fiction

Production Companies

F.P.S. Ventures

Space Thing Trailers

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Cast

Connie

Karla Conway

James Granilla / Col. James Granilla

Steve Vincent

Portia

Merci Montello

Willie

Dan Martin

Astrid / Credits Girl

Fancher Fague

Captain Mother (as Legs Benedict)

Cara Peters

Cadet

Stan Isfloride

Marge Granilla (uncredited)

Bambi Allen

The story of two teenage extraterrestrial refugees from the planet Pluto, who escape to Earth after their planet is destroyed by the US government, as it was deemed “insignificant.” For many years prior, tensions between the Plutonians and the Earthlings had seen a steady incline, as Pluto held camps where Earthlings were experimented on and tortured. The two aliens make their crash landing, undertake human form and undergo the aliases “Hugh Jainus” and “E. Rection”. In an effort to wage revenge on the nation, with their brainwashed sidekick Potator under their wing, the trio hijack television stations worldwide and broadcast mind-numbingly stupid and ridiculous, yet insane and often violent programs to dumb down and distract the nation’s citizens from their devious plans. The tube tells the story...

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