Gallino, the Chicken System

Sep 8, 2012

1h 24m

★ 7.3

The First Pornophilosophical Film in History

Overview

A man named Alucinio drifts on the Antarctic desert amid a winter storm. He has been betrayed -in dreams- by the woman he loves. When he is about to freeze to death is rescued by a poulterer who will introduce him to the secrets of pornophilosophy. Meanwhile, in Boston, the crazy artist Gropius Cantor and his little sect are getting tear the structure of reality. The space begins to twist on itself with unpredictable consequences for the future of the characters and all mankind. A story full of lechery, sarcasm, extravagance, impossible geometries, discovery of existence's hidden sides and a pinch of Magick.

Genres

Fantasy

Comedy

Romance

Science Fiction

Production Companies

Fort Knox Audiovisual

Gallino, the Chicken System Trailers

Cast

Alucinio

Octavi Pujades

The Poulterer

Manel Solás

Warren S. Thornton

Pablo Puyol

Queen of the Galaxy

Rhyanna Lee

Queen of the Galaxy

Ariella Ferrera

Narrator (Voice)

Marta Timón

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