Disorganized Crime

Apr 14, 1989

1h 38m

★ 5.4

Overview

Lou Diamond Phillips and Fred Gwynne team up with a gang of professional criminals who have everything it takes to rob a bank. The only things they do have going for them are a cop and his partner, who are dumber than they are! By the time the gang hits the bank vault, it's a safe bet there's going to be organized insanity and disorganized crime!

Genres

Action

Comedy

Crime

Production Companies

Touchstone Pictures

Disorganized Crime Trailers

Cast

Sheriff Henault

Hoyt Axton

Frank Salazar

Corbin Bernsen

Carlos Barrios

Rubén Blades

Max Green

Fred Gwynne

Ray Forgy

Lou Diamond Phillips

Nick Bartkowski

William Russ

Wanda Brem

Marie Butler

Deputy Greg

Gregory Wurster

Deputy Monroe

Patrick Collins

Deputy Larry

Mitch Carter

Deputy Joe

Dean Norris

Deputy Jim

Thomas Schellenberg

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